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Have you looked in the greenhouse lately? Susanne Ussing

Have you looked in the greenhouse lately? Susanne Ussing

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#stoptouchingyourself2k14  (x)

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

3 days ago 230,713 notes via electricdoc © crocroach

Instead of saying “You’re fat and you’re ugly.”, I’m going to say “You are the person who helped your mum out, who saved your best mate, who lives with an illness, but keeps on going.”

dutchster:

[on a date]
hey do you mind if we go dutch on this one?
"of course not!"
thanks!
*puts on wooden shoes*
*lights a big joint*
*leaves on bicycle*

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